A relaxed, garment-dyed cotton tee that brings a playful, cottagecore-ready touch to casual wardrobes. The front features a charming illustrated goose emblem framed by laurel accents and a ribbon that reads “God’s Silliest Goose,” giving the shirt a whimsical, vintage-club vibe. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitching mean this shirt wears in soft and stays sturdy. It sits loose for easy layering over denim or tucked into high-waist skirts, and the washed, lived-in color from garment dyeing makes every piece feel like an old favorite from day one. Wear it to slow mornings with coffee, outdoor markets, or low-key gatherings when you want to bring a little humor and warmth to the room.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight but soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed for a worn-in color and supple texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner lines
- Pre-shrunk, relaxed fit available S–4XL (select partners) and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
